I have never in my entire life paid any attention whatsoever to England's royal family (unless you count how much I loved Helen Mirren in The Queen), but now I'm inexplicably drawn to how charming Kate Middleton is. If you know any dirt on her, don't tell me since I don't actually care; I'm just happy to think she's lovely. Look at her being all ( Read more... )

--Just in case you've ever looked at rum and Tropical-flavored Emergen-C and thought, "Hmmm. I'm kind of desperate, and that could be okay. It might taste kind of like a Mai Tai." Yeah, no. It doesn't taste like a Mai Tai. I mean, I'm drinking it. It's still rum and I don't actually have any mixers. It just. You know. Doesn't taste like ( Read more... )

--My neighbors are very sweet. Seriously. They're mostly adorable dollfaces. I'm the youngest person in my neighborhood, though. By thirty years. Which means besides me, the youngest women here are in their mid-60s. Most of them are in their 70s and their 80s, though, and I don't know. I think maybe it's generational because they seem to ( Read more... )

Hello my internet frientds! I am sobering up and that is no fun at all. None, I'm telling you. Oooh, I'm going to switch over to rich text and write this in some annoying font or something to make you hate me. Hold on.

Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Just kidding.  I'm still to drunk to fuck with colors.

Anyway, thing the first: Wash your clothes after you ( Read more... )

Despite the fact that I have to work at 9 in the morning, I'm a little fucked up drunk right now. I had my winter drink, which is two shots of vodka, two shots of creme de cacao, a shot and a half of creme de menthe, and a shot of water all over ice. Now I'm drinking my favorite after dinner drink, which is just amaretto in a brandy snifter. ( Read more... )

I've had a lot of recent friendings lately, mostly from bandom, and I made an intro post about a year ago, but things have changed, so, yes. New intro post!

( So here's a lot of pictures )

I just fell in love with this fic by disarm_d which is, shockingly, Spencer/Brendon. Not a pairing I knew I liked but now fantastic and possibly my new OTP. Oh, bandom, will you ever stop fucking with my mind? I think the answer is probably, "No."

Am a little drunk, which is unsurprising considering that it's 2am on a Saturday night. And my house is ( Read more... )

OK, so I'm pretty sure everyone else has already read this because it's something like a month old. But there's this amazing J2 AU story, and it's by belyste and it's called Can't Point the Way to your Heart and you have to read it right now because I told you so. Not even kidding. My left hand was actually flapping when I finished it. And my right ( Read more... )

Amy very drunk ritght now at PBH's house with her work friends who are very cool and as pervy as me, athough mostly straight. Except the boy PBH should maybe possibly date who I think likesw cock at leat a little bit ( Read more... )

1. Smirnoff makes these things called "Raw Tea" which, OK, sounds kind of like some Seven Cups type porn, but is actually pretend alcohol (which is what I call malt liquor) in sweet, lemony black tea. Raw Tea is evil because it just tastes like black tea. Not good black tea, really, but kinda like Nestea. It's very easy to drink two of them in ( Read more... )